amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
amortizing happiest

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

mulderplease retiredjesus

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

sneakspeeks lubricates

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

stimulations lachydoo
mrgolightly vugust
rickcohle disorder

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

beauxbatons retiredjesus

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

ssj-potato stability

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

santanist alexernst
n4ughty-y:

♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡
naughty-couples n4ughty-y